- You only have to tell him once
- He can transform into a Television and watch himself
- You don’t have to take him to Disneyland to see his face light up
- He’s not dying of cancer
- His nose is a button and if you push it he will smile
- He beat your real son to death in unarmed combat
- You don’t have to go to his soccer games because he streams them to your phone
- Flame decals on abdomen
- When his birthday approaches you can set his clock back another month
- You can always send him back
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Sometime I like to text my friends, "hi jk" because it may be a little weird but it's also in perfect alphabetical order. -
Appearances
Upcoming Shows
The Kinda Open Mic
February 1, 2015
Los Angeles, CABabe Island
February 3, 2015
Los Angeles, CAThe Night Light
February 9, 2015
Oakland, CAPeople Under the Stairs
February 9, 2015
San Francisco, CAThe Milk Bar
February 10, 2015
San Francisco, CAThe Tabernacle
February 11, 2015
San Francisco, CADocs Lab
February 12, 2015
San Francisco, CAoh, the humanity
February 12, 2015
San Francisco, CALost Weekend Video
February 13, 2015
San Francisco, CACheaper Than Therapy
February 13, 2015
San Francisco, CACynic Cave
February 14, 2015
San Francisco, CANight Movies
February 14, 2015
San Francisco, CAPunch Line San Francisco
February 15, 2015
San Francisco, CA