- You only have to tell him once
- He can transform into a Television and watch himself
- You don’t have to take him to Disneyland to see his face light up
- He’s not dying of cancer
- His nose is a button and if you push it he will smile
- He beat your real son to death in unarmed combat
- You don’t have to go to his soccer games because he streams them to your phone
- Flame decals on abdomen
- When his birthday approaches you can set his clock back another month
- You can always send him back
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Appearances
Upcoming Shows
Babe Island
August 7, 2016
Los Angeles, CAWheel of Fate
August 8, 2016
Los Angeles, CARod Stewart Live
August 10, 2016
Los Angeles, CABabe Island
August 14, 2016
Los Angeles, CA