- Saws picture of ex wife in half.
- Turns one ball into suicide note.
- Pulls incredibly long handkerchief out of mouth and then weeps into it uncontrollably.
- Guesses audience member’s card is stupid and pointless.
- Pulls rabbit from hat, locks rabbit in box and then never speaks to it again.
- Swallows sword, followed by gun barrel.
- Wraps self in straight-jacket and is lowered into glass of whiskey.
- Causes smiles to vanish.
Joke GeneratorThe other day I was at home reading the New York Times and then I thought, “What’s the point? There’s no one here to see me read this.”