Joke Generator“Lassie in trouble,” barked Lassie on her death bed.
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Wanna creep someone out? Spell out “Laugh Out Loud,” in a text.
— Miles K (@NotMilesK) April 29, 2013
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I unleashed the dogs on a heckler at a recent show in San Francisco. Nick and Mel then had me on their wonderful podcast to tell the tale.
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I recently had the opportunity to see The Shining on the big screen and let me tell you, what a cinematic achievement! Though, some part of me, could not help but think, “What if I had been in this movie?” If I had, it would have been pretty different.1 Now, first things first, when the owners of the hotel told me that there would be no alcohol in the place, I would have shrugged and said, “No problem,” since I would have brought a grocery bag full of marijuana with me. I also would not have taken the job nearly as seriously as Jack Nicholson. Hiding behind the pretext of professional responsibility as a reason for killing your family doesn’t seem like something I could get into. If a ghost in a bathroom told me that I was the eternal caretaker of the hotel, I would have said, “Thanks but no thanks,” and then probably laid off the grocery weed for a couple days.
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